Hey, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and expect a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears as well as drug smugglers.


Cocaine Bear

When we first meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. He's a stylish smuggler elegant grace, as well as a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"

Forget what think about bears and their dietary preferences. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And he's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances.

Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who weren't able to locate their way to a sack of newspaper are sure to leave you in stitches. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about take a look at the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.

Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones that appear on "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an incredible treasure trove of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye they can even say "Bearzilla," they (blog post) become to be the primary target of Cocaine bear's irresistible hunger. You know, why do you need the luxury of a Disney princess when you have an aggressive, sniffing bear out in the open?

The film hits the perfect tension between humour and horror with its humor, making you laugh when you laugh and then grip that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked happiness. It's something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.

It's time to talk about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Imagine a waterfall with a roaring stream in the background. our amazing family made up of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry prepared to fight one of the most formidable creatures in our world, Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for long ages that includes blasts, bear roars and enough white powder to knock Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think you've defeated the bear and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.

It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. The editing is as jumpy like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, that leaves you scratching your heads and wondering if the film reel was secretly used as scratching pole. Be assured, fans, as the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even if they appeared to be in a state of sugar coma their own.

This movie is a blend of tension, double-crossings in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling and you leave the theater with a smirk at your face, just remember the last word from the reviewer's advice to Bears shouldn't be fed anything, in particular, drugs or fellow hikers. You can be sure that this won't end well for anyone involved.

Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and take a seat in this wacky adventure called "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience which will have you in stitches, pondering the true force of bears along with their undiscovered party possibilities.